1. The Doctor - Because he says, “Take off your clothes.”

2. The Dentist - Because he says, “Open wide.”

3. The Milkman - Because he says, “Do you want it in the front or back?”

4. The Hairdresser - Because he says, “Do you want it teased or blown?”

5. The Interior Decorator - Because he says, “Once it’s in, you’ll love it.”

6. The Banker - Because he says, “If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest.”

7. The Hunter - Because he always goes deep in the bush, he always shoots twice, and he always eats what he shoots.

8. The Stock Broker - Because he says, “It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again.”

9. The Telephone Guy - Because he says, “Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?